When will ice agents extrajudicially execute themselves over it? They’re attacking law enforcement.
Lethally?
If you shoot an asshole, did you really shoot them? The hole was already there…
Finally, some good fucking news.
Until they start blaming protesters for it. Like Israel when their occupying forces run over their own unexploded ordnance and they blame it on hamas.
If the military get a purple heart when shot, what do ICE get? Purple colon? Purple sphincter?
Purple colon? Purple sphincter?
Why go with purple sphincter when orange sphincter is right there? On second thought, that might lead to confusion with someone else…
Blue balls.
Finally a good use of bullets.
Lovely! Let’s hope they shoot everyone of them between themselves soon.
Hyphenation is a beautiful thing.
Two former senior ICE officials told Newsweek that accidental discharges were not uncommon and often involved experienced agents rather than new hires.
What?
There’s no such thing as an accidental discharge. There are negligent discharges and there are mechanical disasters. If it’s not one of those then you intended for the gun to fire.
Read about this years ago. This is the only accidental discharge I’ve heard about. Worn leather holster pulls the trigger. In fairness, an argument can be made that using a worn/flexible holster was negligence.
Coming from a multigenerational family of LE and Military I can tell you first hand that NDs are never common. Not even slightly.
LE and ND?
Not everyone lives in the acronym country.
National Dickheads.
LE = lawful evil
LE - Law Enforcement, ND - Negligent Discharge
Thanks!
“ND”? I can get as far as N-somthing Discharge.
Negligent
Ah, derp. TY. That seems really obvious in hindsight.
“TY”? I can get as far as T-somthing Yaoi.
touche
Touché Yaoi? Online? That’s disgusting. Where?
Depends who you talk to. I know a guy in construction who has had to patch bullet holes in several LEO houses. Also at the sport men’s club I’m a member of, the only shooting injury we’ve had was from a state trooper during a training excercise. You’re point is valid, though. NDs are supposed to be minimalized through training and adherence to the 4 gun rules. These guys are morons.
Reminds me of ‘Being a cop isn’t that dangerous’.
It’s dangerous.
Don’t touch that.
Not that way.
What an I missing? Is the fourth also the first?
They shoot themselves in the foot to get out of work.
Familiarity breeds passivity
yah… “Doubt” on that one
Sometimes, you need a bad guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun.
Maybe because they realized they are the terrorists
Never forget: Hitler was the only person to ever kill Hitler.
And that also makes him the greatest artist.
I mean consider this… using nothing but the concrete walls of the Führerbunker as canvas, his own grey matter as paint, and his trusty sidearm as a brush, he created the most impactful painting of humanity.
That thought just made my day a bit brighter, hopefully Trump will make a similar piece soon.
He does every day, but it’s in his diaper.
Torpedo tube 1 loaded. Tube 1 now flooded. Safeties off for point blank firing solution. Fire! Direct hit.
Unfortunately he lacks the self awareness. But nonetheless. His every choice leads him toward that end.
If only we had footage to make fun gifs out of
Doubtless a picture-generating AI could do it.
Removed by mod
Left leaning in the end.
How about you put that in a fucking spoiler tag bud
I tired to put a lot of space. I’ll edit. Sorry.
My lemmy client doesn’t automatically truncate posts like some other social media platforms do. For sensitive stuff like this, just use the spoiler so people don’t have to scroll past a bunch of useless dots.
If you’re gonna post that I’d hide it behind a spoiler
Is that his actual death though? To me it just looks like sarcastic acting.
Like he’s making fun of the idea of getting shot.
It’s sarcastic editing in fact.
Edit: my trigger warnings were genuine, despite a bit of humour in the last one.
I tried to put a lot of space. I’ll edit. Sorry.
All good, I’m pretty desensitized to violent imagery online at this point, just trying to look out for others. Your edit worked, I appreciate it. Also lol at “irony”
Wait, was it a gun? Or was it cyanide pills?
Both. Swallowed cyanide in case the bullet didn’t work
Let’s see:
Hitlers killed:
Hitler - 1
Everyone else - 0Yep. This is true.
I’d bet some people got a few of his ancestors at some point.
Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.
all violent empires end up ouroborosing, it’s inevitable. the important part is whether or not the people also being consumed capitalise on this event or not
I think we should conserve wasteful spending and instead have the new recruits take an active learning role and educate one another for a while on this very topic.
Well good. It’s about time they shoot someone who deserves it.
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