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  • Imagine you’re a woman, about to sleep with a guy. You take his penis into your mouth, but all of the sudden his penis turns into a stick shift. And his whole body wraps around you and turns into a car. And now you’re sitting in the drivers seat with a stick shift stuck in your mouth.

    Then you hear in a loud robotic voice, AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUT!!!

    And suddenly the lamp in the room turns into a helicopter and flies away.

    It’s not until later that you realize that your hookup let his buddy disguise himself and sit in the room to watch.

    And then you wonder…if your boyfriend cums on your tits…is it just gasoline? Oil? Winshield wiper fluid?








  • I remember when I’d play goldeneye on N64.

    Granted the game hasn’t aged well, but for the time, it was the best game ever.

    So much so that now, whenI see a new 007 game announced, I get a momentary feeling of “OH SHIT!” until I remember it’s not going to be as fun as being 14, staying up all night in the summer, eating lays potato chips, drinking coke, dragging your balls across the losers face and laughing at him as everybody else holds him down, watching WWF Raw live, and then WCW Nitro on VHS recorded hours before, playing the improv one word game that all stoners play instinctively, recording vhs game boy camera movies. The summer of 1997 and 1998 was magical.

    For a brief moment, I get nostolgia anytime I see a new 007 game. Then I instantly remember it’ll never live up to those days of my youth, now in my 40s.

    Hey. Anyone else have grey hair and back pain?







  • I understood nothing you just said. Are you an alien from mars, who’s almost learned english, but not quite?

    Because if so…that’s pretty impressive. But also, you should leave earth. Humans have been known to kill other humans for having a different skin color, or for believing in a different magical man in the sky. I can’t imagine what they’d do to someone from another planet!

    Earth is not tolerant of others.



  • I have a feeling that people will downvote you, because on the surface it SOUNDS like you’re defending tesla.

    However, I’d like to point out AI doesn’t give a shit about accuracy or context, or being right.

    AI can reaffirm your already held beliefs, and still be bad for doing so. Because if you let yourself be led by self reaffirming beliefs, how is it any different than people who watch fox news and say “Yeah! All the people I already hate ARE the source of my problems! Even the TV says so!”

    If NPR or BBC or any other news outlet just started reporting “trump bad! Other people good!” but it was based on an AI overview that viewers leaned a certain way, and therefore would be profitable to slant news that way, then you aren’t getting news. You’re getting artificial opinion pieces written by a computer.

    Now, that being said, even human news outlets slant their stories. So the issue isn’t exclusively with AI. Real journalism is dead and has been dead for decades.

    The point I’m making is, just because the story says “tesla bad!” and we all hate tesla, doesn’t make this story legitimate journalism. Even if the story and facts presented are true.

    And I think most people will not grasp that concept, and downvote you.



  • “I like Lemmy way more than I ever did Reddit. The people are nicer”

    punches you in the face

    Oh, yeah. Totally agree

    punches you in the balls

    Over on reddit, there are all kinds of fascists, and literal nazis.

    uppercuts you

    Over here, theres an instance full of tankies, but you can avoid them.

    kicks you in the shins

    The people here are TOTALLY nicer!

    kick kick punch

    What? I’m not attacking you to be violent. I just have a neurological disorder that causes my limbs to involuntarily thrash out.

    punch

    I’m TOTALLY being friendly right now!

    kick punch it’s all in the mind