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easyloot@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

ICE agents keep accidentally shooting themselves

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ICE agents keep accidentally shooting themselves

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easyloot@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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Three ICE agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year.
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    Never forget: Hitler was the only person to ever kill Hitler.

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      And that also makes him the greatest artist.

      I mean consider this… using nothing but the concrete walls of the Führerbunker as canvas, his own grey matter as paint, and his trusty sidearm as a brush, he created the most impactful painting of humanity.

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        That thought just made my day a bit brighter, hopefully Trump will make a similar piece soon.

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          He does every day, but it’s in his diaper.

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            Torpedo tube 1 loaded. Tube 1 now flooded. Safeties off for point blank firing solution. Fire! Direct hit.

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          Unfortunately he lacks the self awareness. But nonetheless. His every choice leads him toward that end.

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        If only we had footage to make fun gifs out of

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          Doubtless a picture-generating AI could do it.

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            Removed by mod

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              Left leaning in the end.

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              How about you put that in a fucking spoiler tag bud

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                I tired to put a lot of space. I’ll edit. Sorry.

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                  My lemmy client doesn’t automatically truncate posts like some other social media platforms do. For sensitive stuff like this, just use the spoiler so people don’t have to scroll past a bunch of useless dots.

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                    My app doesn’t properly support Lemmy’s way of doing spoiler markup so that felt like a good compromise at the time. I thought you could collapse a comment. Now I’ll know to go to the web in these cases. Thanks.

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              If you’re gonna post that I’d hide it behind a spoiler

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                I tried to put a lot of space. I’ll edit. Sorry.

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                  All good, I’m pretty desensitized to violent imagery online at this point, just trying to look out for others. Your edit worked, I appreciate it. Also lol at “irony”

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                    dot world didn’t care that I was trying and removed it :/

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                    I’m too far gone as well that these reminders are definitely helpful.

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                Is that his actual death though? To me it just looks like sarcastic acting.

                Like he’s making fun of the idea of getting shot.

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                  It’s sarcastic editing in fact.

                  Edit: my trigger warnings were genuine, despite a bit of humour in the last one.

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                    I found a video about you…

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        Wait, was it a gun? Or was it cyanide pills?

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          Both. Swallowed cyanide in case the bullet didn’t work

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        It’ll be a national holiday when Trump goes. Just need to think up a properly passive aggressive name for it. Liberation day kinda works, but might be too ironic.

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          It’ll be a national holiday when Trump goes.

          Not like you think. Boomers will gather in parks and shit their pants in honor of the Orange Fuhrer.

          April 30 was never made a Jewish Holiday.

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          Call it maga day, but with an intonation that now that he’s gone we can actually make a better society

          Maybe long live the king day.

          Honesty I’m down for the just glad he’s dead and hope his movement follows soon day

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          Regan-Trump geriatric awareness day?

          Celebrated by organizing against people in government who are too fucking old to be driving a car, let alone running the country?

          It will also be effectively legal to shit on gravesites that day. Not because of any change in the law, but because it would take too much work to enforce on dementia day.

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            Nancy Reagan wanted the Republicans to increase funding of dementia research, they ignored her.

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            Cause of death awareness bay would be a positive spin I supposed.

            Or pick something like ureathra health day, and sell urinal cakes with his face or gravestone on them.

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      Let’s see:

      Hitlers killed:

      Hitler - 1
      Everyone else - 0

      Yep. This is true.

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        I’d bet some people got a few of his ancestors at some point.

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      Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

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