• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    Let me see, let’s put thousands of young, healthy, super-fit men and women, at the litteral peak of performance and squeeze them into an Athelete’s village while they perform in what is likely the most stressful events of their lives. If only there were a way for these men and women to relieve their stress and celebrate their achievements.

    Hmmmmmmm.

  • cv_octavio@piefed.ca
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    5 days ago

    The Israelis and Americans are jerking each other off and inserting various objects into each other’s orifices while the Russians, watching with glazed eyes, their bodies soft and desensitized from overindulgence on vodka, mutter and rub their genitals. The rest of the world is pounding on the floor/ceiling/walls for them to shut the fuck up so people can get some sleep.

    I have no idea what the athletes are doing though.