You don’t say!

Is there a chance that Popeye movie might get released now?

That was beautiful.

Blue Shift is much shorter than Half-Life or Opposing Force, but it is a lot of fun to try to get out of Black Mesa alive without a power suit or excessive weaponry.

All but a few countries treat the symptoms rather than the problem.

Guns are illegal in Japan, but there are lots of fatal stabbings.

It’s the Cowboy Bebop future. Earth will have so much shit orbiting it that debris strikes will become commonplace.

So the coup is finally over?

Does it make that same unsettling sound?

Loved Opposing Force and Blue Shift. Back when expansions were their own games.

Didn’t realize Slowpoke was writing for The Onion.

“Jean-Baptiste… Emanuel… Zorg.”

pens German newspaper opinion piece supporting far-right

“Have we landed?”

Or the most famous example of Russian trigger-happiness, Korean Airlines 007.

I wish more headlines were written like this. The world needs all the positivity it can get right now.

Being born into the ice age and being frozen to death just a year or two later is also kind of a bummer.

Democratize education!

Swore this was an onion article.