The Israelis and Americans are jerking each other off and inserting various objects into each other’s orifices while the Russians, watching with glazed eyes, their bodies soft and desensitized from overindulgence on vodka, mutter and rub their genitals. The rest of the world is pounding on the floor/ceiling/walls for them to shut the fuck up so people can get some sleep.

I have no idea what the athletes are doing though.