I know, he’s managed to be ableist as well as a predator

I nearly became straight just reading the sentence, I can imagine it’s power said out loud. Welcome to straight land!

Don’t be gay? I bet you became straight as soon as you heard that magical sentence

Good idea. At the same time I’ll burn all my mixed material clothing cos that’s also banned.

It also says when a woman has her period she should take 2 pigeons and burn them as sacrifice. Which I do every month OBVIOUSLY