Probably signed a piece of paper and then went back to golf. Doesn’t know anything that’s going on, especially with the Hooties

Because they’re probably random people instead of career negotiators and were likely gifted the position after flattering the emperor on the golf course.

Do something about it then UN

sounds of paper shredder

Thankfully Ireland is a bit more switched on than America

I think everyone in prison likes him actually 😂

He’s going to create a new department called AIDUSA and it will be the first and best department for foreign aid. There’s never been an AID department like it.

I’m sure a lot of people will enjoy…ahem…making their ideal lifelike woman.

So America already has bases there, and has free rein in its waters. That sounds like having all the benefits and none of the cost of having to have more land. Ah, he wants to strip mine it which he’s not allowed at the moment.

If you want to stop Russian incursions, stop cosying up to them you spineless twats.

How do average republican supporters spin this as a good thing?

I see. Not being from America, I think it being zoomed in threw me.

Is that not Florida on the left?

I say we start misgendering her

Why is that map mirrored ?

Notice they only seem to be doing shit with outgoing leadership. I’m guessing hoping to get the opposition to align with them.

Not realising that while their own propaganda war won at home it’s thankfully fell mostly flat abroad, and rallied Canada opposition against them and likely in Greenland too.

Inb4 the government now uses X Secure Messaging.

Could Greenland just turn them away?

God I hope so

Remember the big graphic update pack years back they promised when the Series X console was due?

Is this its replacement or finished product, since it never came ?

Surely if Canada was absorbed then the provinces would become states? Then he’d be seriously fucked. Why would you have an ultra state that’s like more than half the size of your entire nation? He’s so thick. He’s beyond thick, just a mental sack of coagulated sputum.