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7Zip 7Furious
I’m dying 😂🤣
- JPEG XL →
file.jxl - Big PDF →
file.bpdf - MP3 Pro Max →
file.mpx - SVG Deluxe →
file.sdx - 7Zip 7Furious →
file.7zf - DOCX-treme →
file.dxt - GIF Supreme →
file.gifs
- JPEG XL →
Git GOTY edition
MP3 pro max=lossless
You’ll probably get flac for that comment
Some people are going to go .ape!
I’m ogg-gaga
My first thought was opus instead, still lossy but just better
i think people that would subscribe to gif supreme would probably pronounce it gif
edit: i realise the fatal error in trying to comment this
Most files fall into two categories anyway. How about we upgrade them too?
- EMXML: Even More Extensible Markup Language: Now with binary blobs! Embed media with all 8 bits per byte!
- ZIPminusPK: ZIP But Every File is 2 Bytes Smaller By Omitting Phil Katz’s Signature
isnt it already DOC->DOCX?
why is the -treme added?Marketing.
Next year it’ll be DocX-tremeAI
DocGPT. Copilot summarizes your document into a slightly smaller, not human readable form and saves that to OneDrive. To open the document, Copilot expands it back to almost the same words and numbers, with a 1% chance of deleting a random adjacent file.
I would’ve gone with “Chunky GIF” myself
You’re nuts!
Are you kidding me?! GIF supreme is the max baby!
Ginormous GIF
Just call it Superchunk
.c plus plus - like C, but with a bunch of other stuff.
C–
XlsXL is a large spreadsheet but XlsXXX for a sexy spreadsheet.
Exlscuse me all spreadsheets are sexy why do you think they spreading those sheets
JavaScript (.js) -> JavaBook (.jb)
Jif Supreme is next-gen peanut butter.
So you ever had a peanut that was like, five peanuts?
I put GIF Supreme on my sandwich this morning
Next gen gif should add another sequence of letters that can be argued about how it should be pronounced.
It’s pronounced “arjued”
Its pronounced “aggitate.”
See, that’s why I’m saying it’s gotta be “Chunky Gif.” .cyg.
Is the C a /s/ or a /k/? Or is it /tʃ/, like in “cello,” to match with “chunky?” Is the Y an /ɪ/, an /aɪ/, or an /i/? Is the G a /dʒ/ or a /ɡ/? Does the fact that it’s a pun on the peanut butter brand legitimize the /dʒ/ pronunciation, or does linguistic precedent show it’s obviously pronounced /sɪɡ/ like cygnus?
The truth?
The C is silent, like in “indict.” The Y is a schwa, like in “pyjamas.” And the G is pronounced /ɣ/, like the proper Dutch pronunciation of “van Gogh.” The filetype is thus pronounced, approximately, “Uchgh” - Which you may recognize better as the sound you make when you get chunky JIF peanut butter stuck in the back of your throat.
.xif
Tar hypersphere
