Yesterday someone asked if one could do something like this, here is my version, in case you missed it !

Here is the list of all the softwares in this picture :

  • Friendica
  • GNUSocial / Mastodon
  • Vernissage
  • Wordpress / Writefreely / Pixelfed
  • Loops
  • Jlai.lu (French lemmy instance) / Lemmy (with the lemmy.world logo because it’s more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)

Feel free to share it anywhere you want :)

If you have any idea for other meme of this type for the Fediverse, please send me a DM and I might make a nice graph like this for you !

  • drolex@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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    12 days ago

    “Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant

    • Ethalis@jlai.luEnglish
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      12 days ago

      Hey, I’ll let you know that I’m a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don’t hate the world, only the parts that aren’t french

      • drolex@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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        12 days ago

        Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)

          • drolex@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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            12 days ago

            Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.

        • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.deEnglish
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          12 days ago

          And this is the moment I realized that German “tja” (“well”) probably comes from French “tiens” even though I’ve had five years of French in school.

          • TrickDacy@lemmy.worldEnglish
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            12 days ago

            My understanding is french is the most Germanic of the romance languages, so I’d guess it came to them both from an older Germanic language

            • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.deEnglish
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              12 days ago

              I don’t think so. French “tiens” is a form of the verb “tenir” (“hold”). German “tja” is pronounced almost exactly the same and is only used as an interjection with a similar meaning but doesn’t have any related forms that I could think of.

              Especially the southern German dialects have quite a few words that originated as loan words from French so it’s at least plausible. Could of course just be a coincidence as well. Languages are full of those.

        • Obi@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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          11 days ago

          That very much depends on whether they’re a Parisian or not. Though even if they’re Parisian it’s still 50/50.

  • Ludrol@szmer.infoEnglish
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    12 days ago

    I would like to shove misskey and peertube somewhere in there.

    Are you Japanese –––>yes misskey

    idk what for peertube.

    (I think this graph misses the point of OG joke as it was making fun of the userbase of the software)

      • Ludrol@szmer.infoEnglish
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        12 days ago

        I feel that worked great for reddit but doesn’t for Lemmy. The culture is slightly different IMO.

        Maybe something like: Are you a power tripping bastard that tries to exuse worst behaviour on earth?

  • Isa@feddit.orgEnglish
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    12 days ago

    Only one thing: Why should somebody who’s over 60, but otherwise would answer any singe other question with “no”, not be allowed to stay off of social media as well?

    • Luke@lemmy.mlEnglish
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      12 days ago

      Additionally, why does age have anything to do with any of these questions? This feels like it was made by someone who doesn’t have much experience with other humans and is unaware of the massive variety of opinions and attitudes among all age groups.

      • madjo@feddit.nlEnglish
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        12 days ago

        It’s a direct copy from this graph, with just the logos replaced for federated/semi-federated services: https://feddit.org/post/13181365

        Where Facebook is meant for the over 60 crowd, instead of Friendica, and TwitterX and Threads for the opinionated assholes instead of Mastodon, etc.

        There the categories make a bit more sense.

    • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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      12 days ago

      People above a certain age should begin to avoid social media and stick with more private forms of communication like email, phone calls, signal messages and f2f discussions. Once your ability to tell fact from fiction deteriorates enough, announcing your opinions publicly becomes increasingly problematic.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.caEnglish
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    11 days ago

    A flowchart should cover all possibilities. I’m over 60 and have never had “The Facebook”.

  • Oliver@lemmy.skumring.comEnglish
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    11 days ago

    Vernissage is undersold here somehow - in terms of quality and steady, reasonable development without 100 side-projects and permanent babbling it has turned to my preferred choice of putting my pics online, also showing-off there of course! 😉

      • Oliver@lemmy.skumring.comEnglish
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        11 days ago

        Basically Pixelfed - both focus on images but Vernissage has, IMHO, a more artistic and photographer-based approach showing camera models, lens, exposure and also GPS-tags if you want to.

  • confuser@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    12 days ago

    Unironiclaly I would love to see a useful version of a flowchart like this, it would be so easy to share something like this around to people in order to try out the fediverse compared to everything else.

  • madjo@feddit.nlEnglish
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    12 days ago

    What’s the logo with the devilish “G” for? I might need to migrate away from Mastodon for that platform.

    Oh wait, that’s probably GnuSocial, isn’t it? I’ll stick with Mastodon, even though I’m too old now :D

  • MudMan@fedia.io
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    12 days ago

    You are all too afraid to admit you don’t know half of these logos even with the name list.

    I am not.

    The hell is a vernissage?

    • Ethalis@jlai.luEnglish
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      12 days ago

      Not sure whether it means something else in English, but in french a vernissage is the first opening of an art exhibition

      • MudMan@fedia.io
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        12 days ago

        That did a surprisingly incomplete job of answering the question, if I’m being honest.

        • madjo@feddit.nlEnglish
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          12 days ago

          It’s a photo sharing site using ActivityPub for the federation, but it’s not Pixelfed.

        • M137@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          11 days ago

          I think it’s well described there, way better than Lemmy and most other fediverse things.

          • MudMan@fedia.io
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            11 days ago

            Well, maybe, but if I had asked about Lemmy you wouldn’t have given me a link, you’d have said “Fedi Reddit” and accurate or not that’s all I would need to hear. I didn’t get the feeling that this thing was just Instagram, so I was still a bit confused.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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      11 days ago

      All of these logos except Lemmy could have been completely fabricated for this post, and I would have no idea lol

  • mcv@lemm.eeEnglish
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    11 days ago

    Over 60?! Can we please classify Friendica as over 50? I feel old enough as it is.