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I’m waiting for it to become “free”, no idea how long that’ll take though.

This brought back a memory: two kids put laxatives in the school food at my school in 2004, same day that halo 2 was released and I had pre-booked it so I skipped lunch that day to go get it. A few students and I think two teachers who were the first to get to the cafeteria had already gotten toiled bound by the time I got back. And I think only three kids actually shat themselves. They cancelled school for the rest of the day and I was one of the few students in my age group who hadn’t eaten there so I just went home and had such a good time playing the game and laughing my ass off about the whole situation.

Just for the chance that this snowballs and we get more good guys with guns making moves like this, I’m buying a bag of popcorn kernels and cheap “champagne” (because I can’t afford anything else).

you’re*

It’s not hard, get it right.

Yeah, I never finished that and didn’t even get the sequel because it felt like it was deliberately designed to waste time to pad out the game time. Hollowknight never feels like that even though it took me several tries to finish it and it made me mad because of how unbeatable some bosses felt.

10 million copies is a huge understatement, it’ll surely sell a lot more than that.

“What other platforms are there?” “Oh, you mean for other platforms?”

Uuuh…

I actually like it, she wears it well.

There*

'Murica only problem.

“Modem Holocaust” sounds like some synthwave death metal band. I’m imagining Terminator imagery with some added 80s tech details for music videos, and the sound is kinda obvious.

One of your all-time favourites, fails to spell the name correctly.

Bloolimes 2 acidic Bloogaloo.

Being such an obvious troll is just as pathetic as actually thinking that. No matter how you turn it, you’re a pathetic piece of shit.

Why would you want that though…

“PS2 and PS2”

Oh, I didn’t realise it’s an actual game, haha. My bad, I thought they didn’t catch an autocorrect mistake.

You mean BeamNG right?

I would hope he finds it several years from now and it’s unrecoverable, just because that would be funny. But I don’t actually hope that as I have seen nothing that says he deserves that. It was already kinda sad when he started looking, now it’s just depressing.

And it was all caught on camera (at least I think it’s the same event).

Sharon*

How do you get that wrong?