Dune remake
An epic story of a frog banished to the desert, stuck in a wet suit, leading a bunch of muppets in rebellion against humans.
“Hi-Ho, Paul Ah-treides here!”
The Kermit’s “oh no” face as the sandworm approaches.
The thumper that calls the sandworm is a rubber chicken that just says “Wakka…wakka…wakka…wakka…”
Yeah, I would watch the shit out of this.
Slimey as the sandworm. “Slime-hulud…”
Specifically the 1984 David Lynch version, with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem doing reprisals of the soundtrack.
Even better if the whole thing is framed as a play being produced in the Muppet Theater as if it were an extended episode of the Muppet Show.
“Dredd” remake. Since we’ll probably never get the sequel.
Mune
What movie wouldn’t be better as a Muppet movie? I’ll wait.
Downfall
Team America.
All of them, every single one.
I think you misread my statement frenemy
Damn, you’re so right.
I am the fool today.
it is okay. if gonzo has taught us nothing more and he hasn’t, being the fool is pretty great
Hell yeah, draw up the standard “rich and famous” contract.
Perfect time for me to bring this bad boy out of the archive.
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Sometimes the meeting is basically a Muppet movie and you have to do Michael Caine levels of acting because laughing out loud at the sheer buffoonery might have negative consequences for your job.
This planet could have been a gas giants’ ring.
What’s a valid point? I don’t follow this.
I am still waiting for the Muppet version of Pride and Prejudice with Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet.
Best movie ever: Muppet Treasure Island
Disney could add Super Grover to the MCU at any time and chooses not to.
