Because republicans want to fund the country entirely from tariffs instead of taxes.

Which worked out great for every country that has ever tried it.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-Daytooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaa!

Poor ELIZA, she’s going to have to start hitting the corner’s again.

Call that a “breaker’s dozen”.

Antifa colors.

They got their patents, they could care less about the meatspace issues.

Robot Odyssey.

Yes. Next question.

¿Que?

“Putin” two weeks ago: No I wouldn’t.

Step 2 is “Steal everything not nailed down”.

Joseph Weizenbaum: “No shit? For realsies?”

The dork is about two weeks away from his nose just straight-up falling off.

Is that recent picture?

Dude may not have three weeks.

There’s always a chance that we can hit by a gamma-ray burst.

Devs was a fun show.

What are the odds that the name and address of that judge are leaked to the public before then?

Even the Spanish Inquisition was blindsided by this.

“Intelligence”

ICE is jerks.

(Posted from the DHS wifi)