“Floozy and The Banshees” got me.

Turns out that the folks who came up with “Move Fast. Break Things.” as a business stategy aren’t very good at business stategizing.

Pirate Captain

Not in America you can’t.

Heavy on the “tease”.

They are also going after foreign-born adoptions by US citizens.

For not sexually torturing a child on live television, apparently.

Shatcliffe.

“I have been informed…”

Yeah, they’ve still got that contract.

Tell me you haven’t watched all 1186 episodes of Detective Conan without telling me you haven’t watched all 1186 episodes of Detective Conan.

My Spinda breeding continues apace.

He’s too tall for that.

“How come you haven’t upgraded your home network to wi-fi6?”

Because my ethernet is four times as fast for all the shit I need. (Although, realistically it maxes out at 8gbit)

Baptists are Catholics with all of the creative finery stripped away.

Lets go Crusade XVII!

“Greatest” military power in the world!

You can make a lot of money selling imaginary products to nonfunctional industries.

Only assholes drive white cars.

But it takes a special kind of asshole to drive a white Mustang.

Because Epic and Tencent should have first pick from the IP farm.

I miss Night Shift on the WoW forums.