At least we don’t reside in any of Phillip K Dicks futures

Or that shape dick.

What?

The feminization of men

Fellas I’m willing to run this gauntlet.

Install Graphene on it lol

Have they moved the blood yet?

Hows the pentagon pizza index?

Y’all won your right to vote once, you can do it again.

Weekend at Zuckies

Well now they have good reason to be scared.

How much is that in dodge RAMs?

Imagine spending millions of dollars on an ad that costs your company millions more in lost sales

You can, but she might have you shot for it

Fucking Russians, man!

Send the geese to the border

It’s true, they wouldn’t be called “First nations”, they’d just be called “nations”

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.

That bowling pin isn’t gonna extricate itself from that rectum

As much as I hate to say it, law enforcement are people too. Not good people, but people.

Nobody should have to do a job that injured them, physically or mentally.

Same reason that shit on TV is five easy payments of 29.95.

I’m willing g to spend $29. I’ll even spend $29 five times. But not $150.