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Raisins are underrated
Wine is his blood. Wine comes from grapes. Raisins are grapes with the juice removed.
Wouldn’t raisin bread just be a particularly veiny cut of Jesus?
I love the really ripped Jesuses. The ones that look like they’re only on the cross voluntarily and could fly press it into splinters.
Nothing says logical consistency like a poor dessert nomad with 24x7 access to a gym and enough protein to choke an ox.
I never thought about it and expected the thin white wafers that immediately dissolve into nothingness the moment they touch saliva to be the standard everywhere. I would have loved some proper wheat bread.
I just can’t believe how miserable some people are. Since when is whole wheat not tasty?
Wouldn’t want any real flavour to get in the way of a bland slice of bread
The flesh (and scabs) of Christ
The version where he died of blood clots
You guys got bread? We just got those little crackers that were delicious
Cannibalism but with more steps.
I thought everyone just did wafers
That’s all of Catholicism AFAIK as well as some Protestant branches so that probably covers the majority of churches. It blew my mind as a kid when I went to a Methodist (I think) and got bread and a little cup of grape juice.
We usually just had cubes of sandwich bread.
The wafers were for special occasions
Morality without reason begets the weirdest culture techniques.
Mm yes, astutely observed m’goodsir
thank you, madam
Don’t you hate it when Jesus steals your two-in-one Head and Shoulders dandruff shampoo and conditioner when he’s taking a shower?
A messiah with flakes and limp lifeless hair is one I sure won’t follow.
