I’m currently in a Christian world view class for college and in Luke 24:39 Jesus directly says you can tell he’s not a ghost because he has fledh and bones. I can’t decide if this is biblical confirmation of ghosts or if Jesus made a joke about his own death and both options are fucking hilarious.
Wine is his blood. Wine comes from grapes. Raisins are grapes with the juice removed.
Wouldn’t raisin bread just be a particularly veiny cut of Jesus?
I love the really ripped Jesuses. The ones that look like they’re only on the cross voluntarily and could fly press it into splinters.
Nothing says logical consistency like a poor dessert nomad with 24x7 access to a gym and enough protein to choke an ox.
I’m currently in a Christian world view class for college and in Luke 24:39 Jesus directly says you can tell he’s not a ghost because he has fledh and bones. I can’t decide if this is biblical confirmation of ghosts or if Jesus made a joke about his own death and both options are fucking hilarious.
The Bible confirms giants and half angel half human hybrid babies. Ghosts aren’t that much of a stretch.
Careful with the G word, you’ll summon Windagoon