I am not a velociraptor
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Venezuelan man disappeared to El Salvador by US immigration Gestapo after making wrong turn on bridgeEnglish132·3 days agoAh but you see? Kidnapping is only when a criminal does it, and to be a criminal, you must be below the law. But when you are the law? Things are different.
Sigh… I wish I was joking…
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Pope Francis has died, aged 88English2·5 days agoI saw the images. Kinder eggs. They are by no means unique or even good. They are just cheap chocolate with cheap licensed figures. I mean, there are way better eggs if you want to make a meaningful present. He just went with what the fucker deserved. A cheap option for a cheap asshole.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Pope Francis has died, aged 88English9·5 days agoHe gave the fucker 3 kinder eggs! I’d personally be offended if the pope himself, as an easter present , gave me a fucking kinder egg! I mean, you find those in any supermarket for around 6-7€ each. And that’s the present you give to the VP of “the most important country in the world”? That’s not a diss, that’s THE diss.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Pope Francis has died, aged 88English311·5 days agoNot wanna be that guy but… Right after meeting with the couchfucker!
I might, for once, hop into the train of conspiracies. For fucks and giggles, that’s it.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Trump's idea to incarcerate U.S. citizens abroad raises serious constitutional concerns, scholars say57·9 days agoAre you telling me that arbitrarily sending citizens without due proccess to an abroad detention camp after being accused (without proof) of anything might be inconstitutional? I am shocked. Shocked I say.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Autism rates have risen to 1 in 31 school-age children, CDC reports3·11 days agoTheir ass. Expert in spewing shit.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•'This is the crisis moment': Political scientist says Trump crossed a crucial red line3·12 days agoOh come on! More specific? It’s not that hard. How many red lines did he cross today?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•'This is the crisis moment': Political scientist says Trump crossed a crucial red line2072·12 days agoYou meant ANOTHER crucial red line.
Is there any other way of dealing wrth a genocidal fascist?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•White House Confirms Trump Is Exploring Ways To ‘Deport’ U.S. Citizens60·17 days agothey’ll use road trains. Nobody said you would get normal trains, that’s too un-american.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•White House Confirms Trump Is Exploring Ways To ‘Deport’ U.S. Citizens206·17 days agoAnd to cut costs of “deporting” people, they will use trains. And to make it less traumatic, they won’t be transferred to prisons, they’ll call them camps. But not just normal camps, camps where people can concentrate on becoming better citizens. What if we call them… idk… concentration camps?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Trump's tariffs complicate the Switch 2 launch, says Nintendo of America president20·17 days agoGood. Every corpo that didn’t openly position against the cunt during the campaign is partly guilty of these tariffs. Enjoy them.
The find out phase is always rough, isn’t it?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•China and US are at each other's throats on tariffs, and neither is backing downEnglish9·18 days agoeven his supporters are going to judge him harshly when they lose their jobs and everything costs twice as much
This is where you got it wrong, his accolytes are in this as a matter of faith, if the orange cunt makes them lose their job, he only needs to blame “the woke” and they will believe it.
China must send the US to the great depression era all over again and even then, I’m not sure the magats will stop voting for him
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Denmark, Netherlands react to Trump's DEI ultimatumEnglish9·24 days agoJust to be clear for you and the people replying on this thread, we don’t hate americans, we hate the asshole and his goons. I don’t think you in particular should say sorry, unless you voted for him or didn’t vote at all(while being able to), that is. But if you could vote and voted Dem, we don’t think you have to be sorry.
Many hugs to you guys!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Denmark, Netherlands react to Trump's DEI ultimatumEnglish38·24 days agoSuing won’t have any effect as the US can simply refuse to follow the rules. There is a simpler way: don’t do business with them. Let them find the hard way that the world can and will go on without them but they can’t go on without the world.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Denmark, Netherlands react to Trump's DEI ultimatumEnglish133·24 days agoEat shit trumpo.
That’s all. That’s the only answer we should be giving the orange cunt. We need to consider the US an enemy country until things change, because that’s how they are treating us.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•‘Chilling effect on free speech:’ Trump wants green card applicants already legally in the US to hand over social media profiles19·1 month ago“Oh well, no social media account? No green card (nor rights in general)”
I’m saying this as a joke, but I think we’re not far from seeing this happen. I’m pretty sure China’s social score will be implemented in the US in short time.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•‘Chilling effect on free speech:’ Trump wants green card applicants already legally in the US to hand over social media profiles40·1 month ago“Hand over your green card, we can’t have americans here who don’t support our great tech companies by not having an accepted social media account”.
There, problem solved.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto Games@sh.itjust.works•EU Commission and national authorities take action to protect children from harmful practices in video gamesEnglish26·1 month agoIt’s way easier than this: if the game includes in-game purchases with real money of any type, the game should be +18. That’s all. A kid can’t have a credit card for obvious reasons, I don’t understand why would they have access to a system that asks for one.
Can we skip all the trial and investigation part up to were the cunt pardons him? The outcome will be the same, but you’ll save some taxpayers money.