General Abolfazl Shekarchi, a spokesperson for Iran’s armed forces, delivered a severe threat: “Trump knows that if any hand of aggression is extended toward our leader, we not only cut that hand but also we will set fire to their world.”
General Abolfazl Shekarchi, a spokesperson for Iran’s armed forces, delivered a severe threat: “Trump knows that if any hand of aggression is extended toward our leader, we not only cut that hand but also we will set fire to their world.”
Can we just give him Trump and call it even? He needs to go one way or another.
Only the turd? I feel we’d be underplaying them. Why don’t we offer them the whole US government, scotus, senate and congress and call it even?
Am I the only one who read this and immediately played out the scenario in my head like a Billy Mays infomercial pitch?
Sold! Let’s start this deal as soon as possible.
Listen, I don’t know how to fly a plane, but if we get all of them on one plane, I absolutely volunteer to be the pilot. I only need to handle the takeoff part and the parachuting part, so I figure it won’t take as long as most for me to pick up what I need.
Use the plane Qatar gave him. Plenty of space there. It apparently only has seats for about 90 despite the model being able to carry 400. They can use Ryanair-like seating… the floor.
Just put them on a 737 MAX. Things have a way of sorting themselves out, sometimes.
I’m totally willing to risk myself fucking up the parachuting part just to add some certainty to the desired “landing”.
Do it Saw-style. Give them each a parachute, that they have to pack themselves. They can make their own decision, and they have the means to solve it themselves of they choose.