• inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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    Don’t go to the restaurant website.

    TL:DR I got curious, the article metioned pun names and I wanted to see how awful they were. Soon as I connected I caught “StealthBrowser-Installer.EXE” trying to download and execute.

    The worst part is that these aren’t even fucking puns…

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      Soup of the Day

      “It’s the same soup every day, through the eternity! That’s how we Conservatives roll! Don’t ask what’s in it, though!”

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      How is this designed worse than the hole in the wall I go to with the 30 year old menu design that’s been copied repeatedly like a bible scriptorium? This looks like shit, why is the border so thick? There’s like a full inch on either side also why is everything besides the text windows 98 lower resolution birthday card maker?

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      Where’s the well-done Trump steak with a side of ketchup?

      Also why do these morons always break the aspect ratio when resizing images?

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        Right?! Where is the faux gold shit? Where is the “Biden Burger” as a kids meal? Where is “laptop from hell hot sauce”!?

        Come on, I am not a fash but I can write a better menu than these turds.

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          There’s no conservative comedy shows that last for a reason. They’re not funny. They don’t seem to be able to do or have real humor, only bullying and punching down to laugh at.

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        Probably that Bone-in Rib Eye. Taken off the menu because the chef got depressed from cooking it too many times