Boot straps. Don’t forget about the boot straps.

That’s what Trump wants after all. To move production inside the country.

Poilievre has no climate plan

FTFY

If only they used the time and resources that they wasted on developing the Cybertruck on an actually viable and affordable model

It might be only 20%, but compared to the proportion of Canadians willing to become part of the US being 13%, I find this rather hilarious.

I’d love to see this broken down by state.

NGL, I can imagine Russia making a move for it and Trump letting them do it.

Too little too late. They were quite happy to have these nutjobs as prominent parts of their team when they were at the top of the polls. There are so many more left to get rid of still.

Surprised Pikachu face moment.

What were they expecting? They’ve clearly showed to the world how quickly they can turn against their allies over nothing. Nobody will want to rely on them for their defense.

Manges de la merde, gros sans-dessein orange.

I’m calling it, he’s going to say the same about the requirements to use the metric system.

Also, why does he care about trade barriers? I thought his goal was to economically isolate the US from the rest of the world. It sure is what all his actions and measures have been best at accomplishing so far.

This is rather tame considering how France has historically handled its corrupt leaders and authoritarians.

It took him this long to finally understand that?

Every time I see American news about Canada, it is striking how they are so completely clueless about how infuriated the Canadians have been with the US lately.

This isn’t just one of the usual quarrels we have with them from time to time. This is an existential threat. Canadians are kept awake wondering if they’ll have to wage guerrilla warfare against an invader in their future. All of this because the spoiled rich toddler the Americans have elected has decided that he is entitled to Canada.

And this is why most corporations get rid of their CEOs if they become toxic to the brand. But Musk has placed people who are loyal to him on the board. That’s how he stole the company from its original founders and this is how he’ll be allowed to run the company into the ground as if he owned it.

The American people have “methods” to remove him should he ever attempt this. And they won’t be “joking” either.

“No it won’t. It will be the best deal small red towns will ever see. You lovely people won’t believe the tremendous wealth that is coming. And if it doesn’t and you end up starving and homeless it is because of Biden.”

Fortune cookies are an item that figures among the long list of sources I’d trust more than Trump’s words over how that phone call actually went.

Get fucked traitor

Is there even one “American” car that is 100% made in America?

That will piss off a lot of Americans.

It really is like Homer being angry he’s not allowed in the No Homers Club

Stop acting surprised. We all know Trump wants to be friends with Putin and Putin is exploiting the crap out of him for it.

Trump is a Putin simp.