Countdown to: “I have The Cleanest Clubs™©® in the entire World! It is a FACT that all of My Beautiful Clubs earn the Highest Marks Possible every single year! This is a Deep State Democrat Communist Venezuela Illegal Immigrant Antisemite Conspiracy to hurt my business! Political Hit Job!!”

All that aside, I used to be a repair technician for a specific brand of ice cream machines and out of all the types of stores and kitchens I’d go in to, country clubs were almost always the worst. I’m glad I’m too poor to ever go into one through any door other than the service door.

Insert Padame and Anakin meme here:

“So you’re going to blame Trump for this inflation, right?”

“Right!?”

…I’m so sure they’ll be consistent in their behavior… Yup… Totally…

I actually went back to give star citizen a shot since they added these “flight school” type missions that actually pay pretty well. It’s a chill experience to just pop on after work and do like 6-8 of them since they only take a few minutes each and then log off.

Other than that I found this game hard time 3 that is absolutely unhinged madness. It’s a janky messy game, but it’s fun chaos to mess with for a bit. It’s free on mobile, but I bought it on steam. It already has a horrendous camera and dealing with that on mobile is just asking for an aneurysm.

It’s covid inflation all over again! Even things that weren’t affected by supply chain disruptions went up because greed! Yay greed!

I’m mean come on, how do you brief someone who knows everything? Duh… He’s The Smartest Chicken Alive™©® so it’s really no surprise that he doesn’t need briefings as frequently as our other extremely stupid presidents!

“Chuck Schumer came in as the deciding vote, saving the conservative wishlist bill. When questioned as to why he would do this he replied: What are the people going to do, vote for the other guy!? HA! We have them by the short hairs. It’s me or give the GOP more power! HAHA!”

Conservatives on the Supreme court: money is speech, corporations can have unlimited speech now.

People: BDS!

Conservatives: no, not like that.

Intel and AMD:

Don’t worry folks in a few weeks time, having done absolutely nothing different, we’ll hear him declare victory over the deep state and they’ll all be happy again…

That’s because they’re younger and haven’t earned as much burnout yet! They’re just entering the burnout market, back in my day I had just as much burnout as they do but now I’ve been in the burnout market long enough to earn more burnout! They’ll catch up soon, it’s not unfair it’s just how gaining experience works!

(Read above as: boomers and wealth hand waving) :P

stare decises

Conservative “Justices:” Stare decides, that’s just like some famous painting or something right?

Meanwhile my job where it’s pretty much literally a sweatshop during the summer: no we can’t try 4 day weeks just for the summer either, we need to ship product 5 days a week…

We sell expensive as fuck seats for rich people’s yachs. Yeah… Totally a need society couldn’t stand waiting another day for.

I get that and for 99% of monster hunter it’s fine, but a parry should be like a guard/perfect guard for weapons that can’t block. Those are quick responses when you’re in a situation you know you’re going to get hit in. With wilds the majority of the parrys are like 1-2 seconds of winding up when you only have a half of a second to react.

Something like longsword was built for this, so the gameplay is about waiting for attacks, but every other weapon isn’t. The time spend waiting to parry is better spent moving yourself into a better position for something else.

They broke Trump’s beautiful chitty wall!

True enough, I overlooked that aspect. Not sure how discrimination might play into it, but if it’s a private school then freedom of speech doesn’t apply :/

Ok Alito, so where’s your free speech protections for this case?

The 11 year old bigot can wear a shirt that puts people down, but this person can’t express themselves online simply stating a fact about themselves?

I’ve been playing my for like 20 years, I’m fine with the anticipation part in general it’s just stupid for parrying. The time spent waiting for an attack you know is coming is better spent setting yourself up elsewhere as opposed to risking winding up a slow parry. Obviously weapons like longsword were built with that in mind so that’s different as it’s part of the intended play style.

Perfect block is fine since it’s quick enough that it works as it should, but there are a number of weapons that have extremely slow parrys.

I just made it up, I was invoking the image of Genghis Khan “Mongolian warriors,” his giant army to be extra absurd lol