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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • Candidate one: vote for me, the other guy is satan!

    Candidate two: vote for me, the other guy is satan!

    Candidate three: vote for me, I’ll work to improve your life by x,y,z.

    All Media, right, “left,” center: candidate three is a Communist Nazi that wants you dead and wants breadlines!!! A vote for candidate three is a vote for your own death!!!

    I love our Choices™

    Edit: I should have been more clear, I wasn’t referring to a 3rd party.








  • “Their stance follows Elon Musk’s social media threats to fund primary challengers against Republicans who support the bill.”

    This is his go-to thing now and it’s fucking infuriating that no Magoo even recognizes what he’s doing… This mother fucker owns Congress. He’s literally threatening to buy the next Congress that will be obedient to him.

    Where’s your fucking representation Magoos? Going to throw a tea party revolt over this or just put on your kneepads and chapstick for the ol’ musk stick?

    FFS I wish this guy would meet Luigi already.