“The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.”
I’m fairly sure this has no real actual attribution to an actual person, but it seems to have been going around the internet since the 90s.
It could itself be due for perhaps a checkup, some maintenance, seems to be showing obvious signs of sexism with age.
Maybe change the last line to something about it being particularly finnicky about FOD?
A PH / internal regulation imbalanced vagina is typically not a very happy vagina.
I’m fairly sure this has no real actual attribution to an actual person, but it seems to have been going around the internet since the 90s.
It could itself be due for perhaps a checkup, some maintenance, seems to be showing obvious signs of sexism with age.
Maybe change the last line to something about it being particularly finnicky about FOD?
A PH / internal regulation imbalanced vagina is typically not a very happy vagina.