https://lizards.live/@vriska/116039003988683212
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kid-rock-underage-statutory/
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,”
Whoever went to the Genius lyrics page for this song and edited the annotations recently is a fuckin rockstar.
.Oh you left out the best line of the song,
“Some say it’s statutory / I say it’s mandatory”
My favorite take I heard today is that Kid Rock is just another name for Epstein’s Island.
It actually is a list of his favorite things to fuck in order of preference.
Osmosis Jones wasn’t originally intended to be a kids movie. It was edited down from PG-13 at request from the studio. Knowing this explains so much about the odd choices in the film.
But he’s white and sings in English so it’s okay
Boys allowed to be boys. Girls, meanwhile…
The level of entitlement here is profound.
The underage girls will be blamed for their own abuse.
Traditionally. Yes.




