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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

so heckin wholesome

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so heckin wholesome

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    If we could make a new political party, and just call it the American people’s party, and make it a genuine party for genuine people, I feel like Keanu should be the parties nominee for president, followed by Jon Stewart

    If you vote for the person you would want to be your boss, the country would be a lot better off.

    Most people wouldn’t want a vindictive, lying, cheating, could raping, fraud with no actual talent, skill, strategy, or empathy as a boss.

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      Keanu’s Canadian, so… You could become the 11th province?

      (this is meant as light-hearted ribbing aimed at someone who clearly wants to see their country go in a better direction, I hope it’s taken as such)

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        I would totally sign onto that if my taxes get me healthcare

        Honestly, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois are waaaaayyyy closer to joining Canada than you’d think

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          Fortunately or unfortunately, Canada isn’t ready to accept them. It would require a major change to our Constitution, and opening that can of worms for major revisions isn’t going to happen (history with Quebec, they never signed on the first time and were forced into it, two attempts to renegotiate failed, they had three referenda on separating from Canada…)

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            Ok, Quebec and Texas get to succeed to Quebexas, we get a much less incompetent and slightly less evil government, you no longer get subjected to America’s extremely normal foreign policy. I see no problems here.

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              How do you install the wormhole?

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                They’re both connected to the ocean, its like the former continental US and Alaska.

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              QUEBEXAS XD that got me rolling LMAO

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          Take me too! (Washington)

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      If you vote for the person you would want to be your boss, the country would be a lot better off.

      And people will 100% tell you that “you’re throwing your vote away”.

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        Because of the way our election system is set up, you are.

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      I like the idea, but, join APP seems like maybe not the best acronym.

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        It’s better than the American Socialist Society.

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          Join ASS!

          It does have a ring to it.

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            Instructions unclear.

            Now I have a human centipede.

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            Either join APP or have ASS! If they’ve aroused your curiosity, check their websites! Just google ASS site!

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            It does indeed have a ring

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          That mascot is taken

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        I’ve thought that too, but then again, in a near future where any opposition ideology may be persecuted, it would actually be an ideal acronym. It would be confusing for AI to parse when the usage is entirely context based. The false positives would ruin anything collected

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          lol I don’t think dystopic ai surveillance is going to meaningfully ruined by an acronym

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          Valid point.

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        ……ya, you know me…

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          And there’s the chant

          You down with A-P-P?

          Yeah you know me!

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      Sawn Fein, Uaw boss.

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      What is this pro-Keanu propaganda?

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      Well, farmers want a city slicker.

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