I’d much rather fight someone armed with a pizza cutter than nothing at all because, what kind of a stupid ass brings a pizza cutter to a fight? That’s a crappy fighter right there.
Depends on the pizza cutter I guess. The rolling ones, for sure, but the long heavy blade ones that you rock to cut the pizza? That could do some damage.
NOT A PIZZA CUTTER
It’s because Luigi is of Italian descent.
The fool. Everyone knows prison bars are made of overcooked lasagna.
I’d much rather fight someone armed with a pizza cutter than nothing at all because, what kind of a stupid ass brings a pizza cutter to a fight? That’s a crappy fighter right there.
Or he is so elite that he is using techniques that you cannot even comprehend.
You know what they say, don’t bring Parmesan to a pizza cutter fight.
You cut your parmesan with a pizza cutter?
Yeah I think a grater would be a better weapon
Depends on the pizza cutter I guess. The rolling ones, for sure, but the long heavy blade ones that you rock to cut the pizza? That could do some damage.
You can sharpen the round ones.
I was bored so I sharpened one of mine a few years ago… honestly it was a very dangerous game changer
My wife did this without telling me and I sliced the shit out of my fingers while trying to clean it.
The only possible way this scenario could be improved is if the would-be jailbreaker was named Mario
That’s gotta be part of a bit. That’s about as useless a weapon or tool as you can get.
Slice n dice!
The cutest in the world reference. Maki is great.
Maki Itoh? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Yeah! Look at the damage!
I am thoroughly confused by this sequence of events
Wrestling. LOL!
But…why pizza cutter…
If you get that pizza cutter rotating at about 1500 RPM it could be quite dangerous.
Then again, if you manage that, you’re probably Donatello from TMNT 🤷
“Weapons”
Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?
The barbecue fork is gonna up the severity on this one. Why couldn’t he have just taken a regular fork?
You need that extra reach.
Don’t forget the pizza cutter. That’s basically a nuclear weapon.
Cooper? 🤞🤞 (would be such that great and unexpected twist 😁)