Police in the Minneapolis suburb of Minnetonka said the suspect was arrested outside of the United Healthcare corporate campus.
The Minnetonka Police Department confirmed the arrest after initially tweeting just before 11:30 a.m. that there was a large police presence at the health insurance company.
Whoever it was and whatever they were planning, they’re innocent. They were actually hanging out with me at the time on the other side of the country. All the eye witnesses there were just high on ayahuasca and hallucinated the whole thing.
Same. I wonder what the odds are that the guy is named Mario.
Oh yeah, you were there too! It was a great get together. Remember all that fun stuff we did?
So much fun stuff. At first it was like, “wow!” Then it was like, “woah!” And then it was like, “no way!” It was like a blur, but I can remember him right there within sight the whole fucking time.
I sure do! It was awesome, water slides filled with baby oil and naked women everywhere!
The times they are a changing.
It’s-a me…
It will be much scarier if it’s not always the same company that gets attacked.
A dam or pipe about to burst often drips from the same spot for a while prior to fully rupturing.
Just a fun unrelated fact.
Gotta go somewhere besides UHC. Mix it up and keep them on their toes.