U.S. stocks were slammed for a third day on Monday as the White House remained defiant even after President Donald Trump’s rollout of shockingly high tariff rates on most key U.S. trading partners has caused a market meltdown.
U.S. stocks were slammed for a third day on Monday as the White House remained defiant even after President Donald Trump’s rollout of shockingly high tariff rates on most key U.S. trading partners has caused a market meltdown.
“Can you believe these stock gurus are so woke? They are trying to make the markets identify as a bear. By Executive Order, I hereby designate that the US stock market is an eagle, forever soaring! Anyone who says the market is down will be shipped to El Salvador”
Too realistic
I know, I should have misspelled some words or something
Go into an unhinged tangent on how windmills are causing the jet stream to slow down
Needed more accordion hands. And it should have been one sentence with about ten different tangents.
Also orange.
That would have made it even more realistic.
Americans eagle sound weak… https://youtu.be/DeDcBQdAxnc