I always thought they chose the wrong Bruce Cockburn song to cover.

[to the tune of “If I Had a Million Dollars”, by The Bare Naked Ladies]

Here they come, the helicopters
  (here they come those crazy 'copters!)
It's the second time today
  (why do they all come twice each day?)
All the villagers, they scatter
  (run and hide, they better scatter!)
And just hope they go away

... If I had a rocket launcher
  (if I had a rocket launcher!)
If I had a rocket launcher
  (bet I'd use that rocket launcher!)
If I had a rocket laaaaaaauuuunnnnchhher
Some sum-o-b*tch would die :p