Explicit sexual content, defined by the province as detailed and clear depictions of sexual acts, including masturbation, penetration and ejaculation, will not be accessible to students in any grade.

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Religious texts, such as the Bible, will be allowed on the shelves.

I’m shocked… really, like, i 100% knew that was going to be in there article. So actually, I’m not shocked. Fuck you Alberta.

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    I mean it’s pretty graphic when he compares her ring to a football pump before going into licking it, but it’s also hilarious

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      I don’t know what to tell you. If this metaphor qualifies as a ‘detailed and clear’ depiction of sex for you, sure I guess? I see what you’re saying in that case.

      Maybe I’ve just been exposed to more clear and detailed written depictions of sex lol.

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        yes we get it you’re a conservative, you don’t have to prove it by continuing to try to twist facts to match your predetermined worldview

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                  Whereas the left get to hate everyone! Even each other! But the hardest part of the hate is reserved for those who would reduce the quality of our experiences by being dickheads. Say, by restricting access to art. I’m with you brother! Let us hate together! Maybe even each other!