Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    19 hours ago

    The trick is to encourage him to spend his time with his friends doing whatever they do. If he’s getting laid, visiting strippers, etc. that’s great, at least he’s not bothering you. He’s going to get tired of banging you anyway. Then when the pre-nup vests, you take the money and run.