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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I would be such a terrible serial killer

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I would be such a terrible serial killer

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I have bad news about the amount of bots on grindr

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    Breaking Bad and a lot of TV shows fake the science for this very reason! People will try it at home.

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    HF won’t dissolve a body but if you work with it you’ll probably become the next one.

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      To be fair, a lot of stuff like this is intentionally wrong for people potentially like in the OP but not being ironic. Like a chip of fulminated mercury blowing up a building but somehow not touching off the rest of the bag; though the rest of the bag may have just been actual meth.

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        Did you know that if you mix equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

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        And it blew the fucking AC unit out of the window, but their ears are fine!

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          Lmao I thought the exact same during a Terminator 2 rewatch recently where they’re shooting inside a closed elevator with a shotgun and pistol at the T-1000 on top. Erryone getting hearing aids.

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            When you have to face Mr.LiquidMurderbot, tinnitus is the least of your worries.

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            Mawp

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      Yeah well I might not know how to turn gay, but I know what piranha compound is.

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        I might not know how to turn gay

        Not with that attitude you don’t.

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          I’ve done my due diligence there, guys aren’t hot and my prostate won’t do the thing. It’s fucked up, but we can’t help how we’re born. 🤷‍♂️

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            Gotta respect the empirical approach🙏

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    Wait. Acid doesn’t work? So how do you get rid of a body? Asking for a friend.

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      pigs

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    why does he look like christopher barnatt?

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgJyOacPHaazqdrG_MgbBJw

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