It’s Florida, so it’s probably a little of both.

Dear President Zelenskyy,

Do not accept this deal. This is the worst deal in the history of deals.

It’s a pretty scary idea when the odds are very high that we would just get murdered by police or secret service. And in this hypothetical, if we were to fail, Trump would just bring them hammer down even harder on everyone else, making future attempts much more difficult if not impossible. Until the people are organized on a large scale and collectively convinced this is the only option we have left, we have too much to lose with very little chance of success.

What could be greater than halting hand-outs to the unworthy who include… checks notes… children and the poors? /s

I’m so tired of all this winning

Not a game I’ve seen mentioned much, but I would recommend Whiplash if you like dark humor and 3D platformer action games.

Dear UnitedHealthcare,

I’ve had your coverage before. You’re the worst health insurance I’ve ever had. Not only was I paying your premiums, but my healthcare costs were like I wasn’t even insured to begin with. My financial situation would have been marginally better if I hadn’t been paying for your coverage at all and this was at a time when I could barely afford rent and food. Go suck on some donkey ass.

Sincerely,

A former customer

American here. You’re definitely not a moron. Too many of our own people are for not taking the orange idiot seriously. He may be tremendously stupid, but he has more than enough malice and greed to make up for it. And the people staffing his regime are honestly worse.

I wouldn’t want the wealthy to feel left out. Perhaps we should roll out the guillotines?

I’m so sick of “warnings” and “caution”. This is actually illegal. The regime is actively dismantling the government. What do these officials expect us to take away from their irresponsibly vague warnings? What is it they expect us to do? Civil unrest is the only option I see left on the table, but it’s their job to make sure it doesn’t come to that.

Given how Trump openly spoke about them while campaigning and outright saying he would deport them, I really don’t know what they expected and I have little sympathy. They enabled the nazis, now they suffer the consequences along with the rest of us.

It’s such a no brainer

That right there is precisely the point. Lead damages brain function. Their constituents not having functional brains is exactly what keeps them in power.

He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.

At this rate, it won’t be long before their final solution includes LGBT people.

He could have just as easily not done anything and gone home. None of what he did makes any sense.

and the mandate from the American people

I’d appreciate if they left me out of this. I do not approve of this shit show, I voted against it, and I want no part of it.

At this rate, I think a few Americans might help.

Just think of how low our grocery prices will be after… checks notes… the immigrants are rounded up and put in concentration camps… I’m certain there’s concept of a plan in there somewhere, just you wait!

Don’t forget all the effort he put in for years to not scream from the top of his lungs that he’s a nazi. It’s tough, I bet he even broke a sweat.

Another productive day for congress I see.