Midnight Wolf

The AI was the shitty code we wrote along the way

Line no go up if consumer has autonomy and awareness. Quick, marketing drones, put up more information about our amazing and very complex and totally unique super mega ultra cloud!

✨ profits ✨

Afaik there is extremely limited storage on these bots, so the floor plan is stored server-side. No cloud, no server, no no-go capabilities.

I have bought several in the last decade. I’m techy and disabled, and wanted to help out around the house. I have bought from multiple manufacturer but only purchase their top-tier offering, as I want to replace vacuuming, not just compliment it. We have pulled the manual vac out three times in 9 years.

The cheaper ones are meh, but the expensive ones can truly replace vacuuming and mopping. My issue is that, across… 5 brands, none of them have lasted longer than 2 years, often much shorter lifespans. I recently bought a Roborock with an extended warranty from RR themselves, something none of the others offer, so I’m hoping to be using it for several years to come.

Not to support this cloud-only system, but I used to own an iR (several, actually) and they can clean the entire space, pause, and cancel/dock with physical buttons.

Though it loses a large chunk of its smarts without a connection. No floor plan retention, no room selection, no 1 pass/2 pass, no knowledge about no-go lines and zones, no adjustable suction based on room…

Required message that “raid is not a backup [solution]”, it’s an uptime and recovery system.

My primary server uses raid along with snapshots, full local backups, and off-site backups for critical data to two different cloud providers on different continents.

My second server backups images to the primary. My vps also backups to the primary. Both get the raid and snapshot treatment, and local, but not cloud. Gaming servers, boinc, and home assistant aren’t ‘critical’ :p

moans “stuff me santa”

Santa: “we are skipping that house”

You’ve only been in one breach that you know about so far!

One second, let me just

PurpleElephant1994!

Catch-all address 😎

Yo dawg, I heard you like outsourcing…

TLD

Soulja Boy I tell em, I got the new scam called the Soulja Boy (Oof!)

brake failure

flashbacks to 15 years ago

“Toyota. Moving forward. (Even when you don’t want to.)”

She purportedly said she connected with Crumity on the social media platform Snapchat – and that he promised he would help get her adopted by a trusted adult.

Absolute piece of shit

Go team snake 🐍

HDD* (hard disk drive)

But streaming is downloading. Sure, it’s not saved to the disk, but…

I’m doing my part!

gags in disgust