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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • What about a big ass garage door? Like if you know you’ll be overshooting the runway, just press the button and it will open excruciatingly slowly. You still get the great American movie special effects, cuz the wings won’t fit in time. But you save everyone with only small bruises and concussions. Like for me, I rather have a concussion and have my entire family realize what a piece of shit flying really is, than you know, nothing. Nothing is easy, but then its nothing so that’s the end unless you gotta friend who wants to sue. But maybe the easiest way would be to not build a wall at the end of a runway? Imagine every take off… We’re not gonna make it! Steady! Captain! We need more power! I’m giving it all she’s got! Punch it! Goddam! I said punch it!..by god we made it Franky! We made it! Set a course for Ohio!


  • This should be interesting. Its like a parallel world has just had its Trump moment. Will they re-USA their leader like we did? Will they hang the guy and then talk about changes for a few days? …Maybe the rope should have been a little thicker so it didn’t cut the whole thing off like that? … Maybe it should have been pretentioned, the whole popping sound was totally uncalled for? … It should have been blue to go with the suit? …what about a cannon to the balls instead? Just keep the camera on his face, and a radio announcer describing all the weird facial expressions.