That would be a sight worth seeing.

Back when bash.org was around: Person 1: Person 2 has so little game he could fall into a barrel of nipples and come out sucking his thumb. Person 2: The concept of a barrel of nipples confuses and frightens me.

Approximately 29 years ago, I was in the MSN multiplayer client for Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II (stop judging me, I know almost every word of that sentence fragment indicates that I’m old) and someone linked something that would log the IP of anyone who accessed it. When I, a naive 9-year old, opened it, they copied my IP and posted it in the public chat.

I was so freaked out that I disconnected from the internet and unplugged my computer.

There’s an early-ish episode of American Dad! that I find pretty hilarious. In it, trans fats are banned. Stan, the protagonist(ish) of the show smuggles some in, then cooks and eats it in the men’s bathroom at his work. His boss, using the restroom and smelling the food, says (paraphrasing because it’s an old episode) “what’s that? I smell something good! I’ve never smelled anything good in here before!”

John Travolta’s house?

Or at least not legally required to be listed to avoid liability.

Blood pressure, I think.

Thank you!

With your newfound expertise, could you summarize it for me?

edit: I get that a handheld gaming (I think?) system used to be Windows only but will soon officially support at least one much used Linux distro. Is there more to it than that?

If not, that’s still pretty cool. The words I didn’t know just made me uncertain.

Do you just never know the size of anything?

When my mom’s best friend started to develop … I’m not sure, but some kind of age related disorder that caused her to forget words … She would just use “tree” in place of the word she couldn’t remember.

She expressed this to her friend group and they all just extrapolated the actual word intended and went with it.

Nice, thank you for the answer.

Which Linux phone?

Friend, adulting can suck for sure and you’re not alone in thinking so, but if you’re experiencing suicidal ideation you might need to talk to someone professional. I hope things end up okay. Let me know if I can help.

My work gave me a Mac with this. I absolutely hated it - constantly triggering random things I didn’t want or need and apparently something about the wiring caused the physical keyboard to fail prematurely.

Fortunately we’ve moved on from those dark days. I still have to use a Mac, but at least there’s no touch bar.

Believe that’s the point.