Tiefling IRL

Are they going to charge the dancer with terrorism too?

Now that’s an idea! Hell, I’ll do it for 3 mil

The best you’ve ever had!

Department of Brawndo

As a fire performer in the circus, please don’t compare us to this trash heap. The circus is full of queer outcasts, and anyone in theater knows how much work is involved in a show.

I feel like that site only works 10% of the time

Recruit the 1/3 of Americans who hate his guts. They’ll help you for free.

About 2/3 of the voting population didn’t think he was enough of a threat to vote against him

They don’t really have the brain cells to self reflect. It’s like asking a vampire to look in the mirror.

The US is a failed state and the rest of the world needs to treat it as such

They’re gonna blame trans people and send us to El Salvador

His handler’s goal is to dismantle the US. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he just knows he gets to sniff the mushroom every time he follows orders

It would really complicate the system…

I bet you could pitch it to TurboTax

Not just the doctors, but the women and the children too

I’ve been trying to lay low for the most part to avoid any setbacks. Unfortunately that does make me even more vulnerable than I already was

satanic

Nah we want nothing to do with that

Rich people don’t go to jail in the US. Hell, they barely get charged. You can stop licking the boot.

Conservatives are the biggest submissives on the planet

I’ll be out in a month, I’m both excited but beyond stressed

Or if a kid crossed state borders to shoot and kill people at a protest