Their tailors sew them on one leg at a time like everybody else’s

A Beautiful Depression, folks

I told you man!

As I believe the band Semisonic once said about ouroboros diarrhea, “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”

France does NOT fuck around when it comes to staunchly holding their own employment laws under internationally owned companies. If you want to fire someone, for example, you have to follow the French criteria, and it’s a complex and drawn out process that makes American MBAs melt like they’ve opened the Ark of the Covenant.

If you put them all together they eventually spell a slur.

But he said so himself! He even twirled where his mustache would be if he could grow one!

Guess they don’t remember accutane. That’s a fun list of side effects right there.

I have a feeling it’ll come roaring back under RFK jr.

Put out the nice doormat.

Not so fun when you’re the ones being pumped and dumped

They yearn for the mines

They also won’t cover 3 out of 4 tires getting slashed but that’s neither here nor there.

To add on: it has to be coded correctly for insurance. A “yearly physical” is its own special thing which does not require a copay, and if coded correctly covers like a basic metabolic panel, lipid panel, maybe something less common if family history suggests it. It has to be billed as a “preventative service” for something on this list of what falls under the “free” stuff, if you don’t want a nasty bill. I know a full lab workup for me is billed at around $1600 before insurance, and a primary care visit would be around $300.

Because it’s hard to snap out of a k-hole when you gotta keep rolling.

They came in your soup and you might write a bad yelp review.

Just publish an addendum and yank it. The great experiment failed. We’re cooked, chat.

Medicinal marijuana is the gateway to pharmaceutical fentanyl, after all. Just stay away from the illegal versions and you’ll be fine.

Well well well, if it isn’t that bridge in the rearview mirror that we were told wouldn’t be crossed but was also set on fire for good measure. And who could’ve seen my rep needing another $5 because it’s really dire this time, you guys.

This “new phone every year” is the worst consumer crapfest we have going. AI features feel like clutching at straws when seemingly everyone hates the battery life on every single phone. Slap a larger battery in there? Well now you get shit AI that burns whatever extra capacity was gained. I can’t name a single quality on an iPhone model from the last 6 years that I truly wanted, other than the size of my 13 mini. It works fine and it fits in my pocket. Now make one that stays on for a full 24 hours and doesn’t need a battery replacement every 2 years.