Remember kids: every time Elon does a hit of ketamine, a horse goes into surgery completely alert.

TIL even ICE has standards, which I assume are for the guard towers.

The same moron who sunk casinos somehow

He’ll just sleep in his office, like he’s currently doing at every other company of his.

It’s always at the bottom or top right where you’d step off and you just watch the person’s shoe suddenly disappear, and then they disappear. I believe it’s a shoelace or loose/flexible shoes that get pulled into the machinery and belts where the surface flattens out and goes back under the floor.

Yeah so funnily enough I just checked IG reels and saw one where about four people get shot. There was a “sensitive content” screen over it but that’s it. Postmodern complaint: I’m just glad it wasn’t someone getting sucked into an escalator, those are freaky.

They’re just mall ninjas whose neuralinks can be spammed with goatse

Of course he’d walk it back and to the left.

They should’ve called it Goonr

I’m in the same boat, bought a Samsung 40-something-inch smart tv for around $300 maybe 6 years ago off the neglected “small TV” aisle. It has some bloatware, but it’s never been an issue after configuring a few settings. I’m guessing if I went for one of the floor models, it’d have been a problem.

Not getting those numbers you promised? Just make some shit up like usual! Nobody’s checking. Seriously.

You get 374 free terrorisms in the US. 375th one is the one that gets you a slap on the wrist.

There’s a whole risk analysis folder somewhere detailing exactly how many of their CEOs can be killed before it’s not worth insuring them for CEO deaths. It’s just some postmodern dystopian version of The Price is Right.

Ehhh yes and no. There’s prescriptive grammar (how it ought to be) and descriptive grammar (how it’s actually used within communities). This is where the ideas of code switching and such come in. You can certainly reason well in a Creole, if that’s what your community speaks and how you are taught, e.g. Belizean Creole.

Location within the state is a very fair point; however, NC has been way more red than I’ve been led to expect from a “purple state.” I transplanted from Washington state over a decade ago and it’s been brutally disheartening — not just politically, but also socially.

A little Manifest Destiny don’t hurt nobody. Except for that one time. Well, maybe a couple times. Every time.

I really do wish them the best and fully support all unionization efforts, but it is NC.

Yes, cry ketamine tears about your boy harem

Bro I got hard boiled, cage-free, and century. I can get my hands on Balut but it’ll take a couple days, and it’ll cost you.

Yep, student loan repayment is the one point on which politicians will grow a spine and object. God forbid they unite on anything else.