Slop it up!

Deadly Premonition. What a sloppy mess but damn it’s fun.

The market doesn’t give a shit about you or your company. The people who bet lots of money on your company’s success or failure give a shit about whether your company is a pile of rubble in x amount of time when they can cash out.

:3

Not especially hard, depending on your choice. But the choices tho

Can they run Crysis?

“Aw bummer, but we totally voted for it!”

— Every republican but that one from Louisiana

Straight from the horse’s mouth

Unfortunately an MRI won’t attract the crayons he’s eaten.

The church crowd collectively shitting themselves over what to leave for a tip at brunch

The flamingo speaks

“This next heist will be far more daunting. It will take years of planning and—oh no way, it was changed to ‘Louvre1’”

stream select PS5 games directly to their devices with the help of PS Plus Premium

Just some games. Just for $160/year.

Mounjar-Os

Red states: “Send in the national guard!”

bootlicking intensifies as any protests are met with salutes and a hearty “thank you for your service”

So they’re admitting they can’t do it themselves, and that the numbers of immigrants just aren’t there. You have the resources of a military, so much money, and you are just so dumb.

Gotta find that jumper!

The first of many