Ya, dont’cha kno

Why wait? Why not be proactive about grandpa’s threats?

Glad that they mention, albeit a ways in, that reports of other carriers being down are because people try to call Verizon-serviced phones and freak out on Downdetector when it doesn’t go through.

There’s a variation of this on Dropout’s “Make Some Noise” with 3 people where one player starts a rant, then is told to stop mid-rant, and the next person picks up where it stopped and takes it in their own direction.

“Pour some lava on meeeeeee”

married joint filers

Not with these student loans out here, bruh. But I don’t think the student loan crowd are your main supporters.

Good thing the students can still hear a critique of political economy.

He needed something for show and tell before applesauce and naptime.

Waiting for the “It was totally self defense so I shot her in the freakin’ face a bunch of times.” Fucking cowards. I hope you all get the brazen bull.

There’s a fair number of common antidepressants that’ll pop for PCP.

Gotta completely desecrate it so it doesn’t come back as a zombie. Canada, the e-vites are in your inboxes since you know how to throw a proper bbq.

“You got an uphill battle here, counselor. She did look at him crossways.”

Shoe on head pls