You either live long enough to become the villain or poison a goat and still become the villain because you were always the villain.

they could overload the input neurons with a ton of stimulus

“Do you smell smoke??”

“Yes, I just got a text message. Phone calls taste like bananas”

Por que no los both?

I saw it

In that case, fuck me and my ignorant assuming ass

I’m not saying that people shouldn’t be allowed to resign. I’m saying that a resignation can’t be as simple as “I quit.” Which Nixon’s wasn’t. He had to submit his resignation to the secretary of state for them to accept; possibly the only good thing Henry Kissinger ever did in his accursed life

Isn’t judge an elected position? As a voter, I’d be pretty pissed if I voted for someone and there were no mechanisms in place to prevent them from going, “whoops, nevermind! Turns out this was not for me!” Like, I’m cool with them saying that and helping create a plan to step down, but we can’t just have elected officials abandoning posts, no matter how qualified or corrupt they are.

Just like how I bought a toilet for Ian Peter Freely

If people lose the fear of starvation to motivate their contributions to the capitalism machine, then what??? How dare you try to destabilize our massive profits with something as heinous as accessible food!!! /s

I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUILD IT, DAMNIT!

It’ll make the next few years and everything after that much easier

Probottom: why do we include migrants in our homelessness statistics if we’re not offering them social welfare?

Propowerbottom: tax brackets should also be influenced by the number of properties a person owns. Unless a real estate agent and actively trying to sell or reno the property, get penalized for hoarding.

Edit: @metaStatic@kbin.earth I’m disappointed in your correction. Now I just look like a fool! I thought we were ride or die!!

Reined? No. Ruined

Right, riiiiiight… I forgot about that part. Make AIs train each other. What could go wrong?!

I think you’re right. I thought this was a new story making the rounds

being smitten by God

Jesus must really love you

I wouldn’t call that very modest, but I’m happy to give it a try!

Companies keep talking about replacing employees with AI yet they keep up this fuckery. Y’all’s AI models are either good enough to handle this shit or shouldn’t be used as a bad-faith bargaining chip. If there were ever a job that should be eliminated from human labor, NSFL content moderating seems like the perfect contender.

You take that back! This is a booby-free house! I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my wife… “No one likes boobies, that’s why I invented the 8-cup bra for our uberboobiful dogs. Once people find out about these, they’re gonna sell big, baby!”

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring your gas generators and charcoal grills inside.