As a non-american, you’re doing about okay as everyone else.

Canyonerooo-oooh yah!
Canyonerooo

It looks like the face from Mars is enjoying his new job.

Fun fact: A4 is literally an acronym for “for anuses”. It became more commonly used for writing because buttholes would use it for writing fanfics.

Alright I’ve been staring at it too long - what’s that emoji?

You lose that buff two weeks after acclimitizing to another country, and the perceived extra charisma is actually people nervously smiling around you to mask their limited english (half the language is just obscure idioms)