maybe

I was up above it

Now I’m down in it

I’m sorry

And I’ve heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate… does Leon even fuck?

It’s Bozo the clown’s clown girlfriend with whom he cheated on his wife. Now they cosplay rural Americans in photoshoots with pickup trucks and cowboy hats to seem relatable because having a super yacht that has its own yacht is pretty goddamn extravagant.

I’m glad you had the means and ability to get your daughter out and you’re a good parent for prioritizing her safety and well being.

Sorry to be annoying but you emigrate from and immigrate to.

Also OPM was that Heaven is a Halfpipe band.

If I die before I wake/ at least in heaven I can skate/ 'cause right now on Earth I can’t do shit/ without the man fucking with it.

~~Pump&~~Dump^Trump

Uhhh actually it was Red #4, man obviously

The square with crimped edges bags have plastic in the paper so that the edges will fuse closed.

Yeah, they called those “silk” for a while but I’m pretty sure they’ve always been plastic.

I looked into this a few years ago and what I found suggested that the tied or stapled bags should be fine. It’s the crimped edges bags you want to watch out for; plastic particles in the paper are how the edges are fused.

Are they not already telling those stories?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/people-live-tunnels-under-las-vegas/

Do we not get to count all the foreskins he’s eaten?

The other day I had a cashier say just “Do you want to round up?” without specifying any particular reason.

Usually when I’ve been asked, they’ll say it’s for charity or whatever… but not this place.

Do you want to just give us a little bit of extra money while you’re here?

The question for me is what charities and how they are chosen. What demographics are the charities intending to assist, and who are they potentially intending to exclude? Even through charity, billionaires can push agendas and affect who receives privileges and who doesn’t.

just making monkey screeches for an hour

MTG already filled that position

Someone should change all the pre-existing male and female signs on the doors to unisex signs. Bathrooms for all!