And I make a point of avoiding early access (though I have been known to drift too far in the other direction and I play a lot of PICO-8 prototypes), so I’m looking forward to seeing this one with fresh eyes!

I wish the president of the United States was as cautious and rational as you.

Proton’s good, by the way. If gaming is holding you back, at least.

I sidestepped to Mint. Sorry, Microsoft, your shit’s untenable and disappointing.

They would have done this shit even if nothing happened.

I mean, Thiel is literally doing shit right out of The Flame Alphabet, from what I understand. He’s getting blood transfusions from young boys in an attempt to find immortality.

Needless to say, my popcorn bowl is ready.

I do stuff offline too, I just don’t talk about it where it gets recorded for posterity.

Lester doesn’t go on heists, but the dude is still very important.

I couldn’t care less about DJT.

I want Thiel.

I’m a double stroke victim. I can barely walk without a cane.

My job isn’t to punch nazis, my job is to tell the nazi-punchers what squares to stand on, and what the nazis’ weaknesses are (hint: it’s bullets).

There is at least one fewer person advocating for the complete removal of my civil rights as a trans woman.

He won’t be missed, and in two months I’ll think about him as much as I think about Rush Limbaugh.

If Charlie Kirk didn’t get shot, the government would manufacture another excuse to punish people.

Same as it ever was.

Also, uh, if you have any doubt in your fortitude whatsoever, do not watch them.

Seriously.

If you don’t have anything good to say about Charlie Kirk, don’t say anything at all.

Charlie Kirk is dead.

Good.

There are some obituaries I read with great pleasure. This isn’t that. This is a small pleasure, like a bite of marshmallow mateys that’s mostly marshmallow.

Still good, just not the grand prize.

I scrolled down, was thoroughly disgusted, and the last post said “click this Google drive link and read the whole thing!”

buddy, fuck no

Mmm. That takes me back.

Yes, fight amongst yourselves!

You’ve misspelled the title of the game.