Nah.

Play riichi mahjong and get mad.

chugs as much fluoride as a data center chugs water

Cool, my fucking high school diploma has more merit and valor than a presidential medal of freedom.

Sliding? More like hurtling with reckless abandon.

So someone read Mortal Engines, and just lifted that whole concept.

Kara, Detroit Become Human.

I’d kick the shit out of Stephen Miller.

I’m downvoting this because I don’t think Elon is important for gaming, and I think his game will be hot stinky dooky.

Fantastic! I’m so glad the cure for fascism is in a pill, and has a handy applicator!

What’s that neck choppy thing called? Feels like it had a purpose once.

Yup, this is why I never ever play multiplayer in video games. Also most of my board game play is solo too.

I’ll check it out! I survived SH2, I can do this too!

I’m floating Cascadia joining up with Canada.

Actually, shit, this is impressive.

I think you just explained how football is played to me in a way I can actually understand!

Thanks for that.

Thanks, Newsweek, for deadnaming trans men. :/

It’s my favorite Final Fantasy, to the point where I modeled my wardrobe around it. :(

How will they ever discover this pathetic man was trans?

No.

I’m going to make my stand here. They can come for me if they want to.

So Final Fantasy VII is basically happening. Got it.