Senate democrats casually sacrificing 44 million lives so that their thanksgiving plans won’t be interrupted

And they’re all retiring. Don’t bother remembering their names, and instead elect good candidates. Pay attention to your local elections and don’t just vote for someone because they have a D next to their name

Everyone who caved was already either retiring or otherwise not up for reelection. Do you think it’s a coincidence that they got exactly as many yes votes as they needed? The entire democrat party needs replaced.

Not for nothing. Republicans are gonna gain a lot of support because of this. So it was actually for less than nothing

“With the outcome uncertain”

Everyone saying this needs to be fired from whatever position they hold. The outcome is 100% certain. Democrats just voted to gut healthcare.

BREAKING: Democrats officially take credit for longest shutdown in US history

I’m so livid. The Democrats just threw away the most politically advantageous position they’ve had in the last 197 years. They could have just done nothing until the next election cycle and guarantee a monumental blue wave, a blue fucking tsunami, as people would vote en masse to replace Republicans with Democrats because this shutdown was obviously 100% on the Republicans. Instead they decided to turn that politically advantageous position against themselves. They saw the Republicans tying themselves a noose, and leapt right into it.

Literally a screenshot from their website

“This is the problem with you Amerikkkan imperialists, you only care about your own people and don’t give a shit about anyone outside your country”

~(a paraphrase of) an actual reply I got one time when I shared this sentiment

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Literally can only be improved by it. The only people it hurts are people who want to do PVP with players who don’t want to do PVP, and I’d rather that kind of scumbag not play the games I play in the first place

Sure, but like. Be a human for a second. I want to play Dark Souls. I enjoy the gameplay and I find the story deeply fascinating, literally the only part I have trouble with is the bosses. You get why it’s frustrating to me that I’m not able to play this game that I actually do enjoy, right? I don’t just want an easy mode for the sake of there being an easy mode, I want an easy mode so that this game that I like can actually be accessible to me

It’s been 14 years since Dark Souls and yet the holy rebuke still stands: I have a fucking job

Sucks to be anyone who didn’t realize how prohibitively difficult it would be until after the refund period

Shards are my biggest problem with the game atm. They upped the difficulty significantly, and added this system of tools to compensate, and then punish you for engaging with said tools. Boy I tell you there’s nothing I love more than grinding up to the maximum shard capacity, getting my ass fucked by a boss 30 times in a row, and then having to grind for another half an hour to build up my shards again

I literally can’t imagine a box that makes things cold being made cooler by having a screen on it

It’s a fucking box that makes things cold. Humanity is cooked if we can’t bring ourselves to look away from a screen for all the time it takes to get a slice of cheese out of the fridge

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Pirat gave me an egg emoji, so I baked some more cupcake emojis. Have one for getting it so close without even using a calculator 🧁

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You got as far as nanoseconds so here’s a cupcake for extra credit too 🧁

The other day I saw someone ask ChatGPT how long it would take to perform 1.5 million instances of a given task, if each instance took one minute. Mfs cannot even divide 1.5 million minutes by 60 to get get 25,000 hours, then by 24 to get 1,041 days. Pretty soon these people will be incapable of writing a full sentence without ChatGPT’s input

Edit to add: divide by 365.25 to get 2.85 years. Anyone who can tell me how many months that is without asking an LLM gets a free cookie emoji

There’s no problem, so we don’t need one. We got by just fine without age verification on the internet for decades