Drugs were criminalized in response to increased freedoms of black people. Make their drug of choice illegal, and now you’ve got free access to slaves again!

Four years is wicked optimistic

I’m not too keen on saving the human race these days. I think the Earth pitching a fever to rid it of our infestation is probably the right call… Let the dolphins have a go or something.

It is tragic how society fails to realize how good they have it and start voting Right. Then the Right takes hold, treats them like shit, but tells them it’s all in the name of a bright future for them.

They see someone taking drastic action to make their lives better. That they believe him is likely due largely in part to how stupid he is (not how stupid they are).

Boring old guy trying to make progress at a snails pace is not satisfying when there’s a rich (powerful) guy seemingly trying to fight for the little people and willing to do batshit crazy things to do it.

What we need are some Leftist fascists, I guess? They need to be rich, benevolent, kind of stupid, and batshit crazy about doing what is necessary to get everyone healthcare and a living income.

Supremacists hate this one trick

Well they are safeguards… Like warning labels. But the repubs are swigging Clorox and telling us all to back off, the rules don’t apply to them ¯\(ツ)/¯

The human eye can’t even perceive faster than 1000 picoseconds, so…

It’s an ice cold-pressed kombucha enema.

Then America truly would be great again.

“As the Cybertruck sleeps, it is blissfully unaware of the approaching storm. If the thunder doesn’t wake it soon enough, it may succumb to its greatest existential threat: wetness. In the bushes, a Patriot rattles a paint can.”

The US is so deeply in debt with China they’ll just seize all the assets. Free iPhones for everyone in China!

The original phrasing is worse because he’s saying “I know they’re going down, I know it sucks for poors, but I don’t give a shit. It’s literally a price I’m willing to have them pay on my behalf.”

God I hope you guys Mussolini that prick.

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More tariffs?

Half the country cheers

They won’t even be allowed to sell their poisoned crap here 👌

They could drop all tariffs tonight, but the inertia of new trade deals being made to circumvent the US is pretty strong. It will keep strengthening while the US rots on the vine because they’ve been geopolitically exiled for having revealed themselves to be governmentally retarded.

I don’t wanna look away from Cuba 😭

Was Fuentes’ income somehow negatively impacted by Trump’s shenanigans?

^ Am Canadian, but this is a chain of good people 🙏

Can you handle the winning?!