But a few newly enriched white dudes so 👌

Soon it’ll just be bots banning bots.

The US could crack fusion and the world wouldn’t buy it from them at this point. They can ramp production, but everything they produce now is pretty must limited to domestic sales. If it does get exported, the world now has all kinds of reasons to negotiate the lowest fucking prices sustainable, if that.

Well this got me off the toilet.

They’re in for a lot of discomfort though. Like generations of it.

They couldn’t give me a Tesla.

Intelligence work also requires intelligence. These people would be using AOL Messenger if it were 2005.

You are reading a bunch of immature boys cosplaying war commanders.

No.

Please keep telling him we’re worse than Russia.

(Isn’t “I’d rather go to Russia” still an admission that Russia’s not someplace he’d want to be? How will his handlers take this??)

Yes. This would also have the added benefit of keeping viruses from spreading.

Hmm. Old white man pulls girl’s hair. Consequences. Old white man receives guilty verdict on 30 odd felony charges and conspires with Russia. Awarded the Presidency.

Justice in America: served.

If we aren’t allowed in anymore, maybe we turn our 60% of the library into a smouldering fire pit? Or maybe a park? Or a museum detailing the rise and fall of US-Canadian diplomacy?

You should distribute a competing pamphlet.

Wait, is he related to Amy Schumer??

I have intercepted this communication to say yes, it’s still spying! 🕵️

This is a man whose only good ideas have been to buy other people’s good ideas with his father’s blood money.

But Elon doesn’t own the American Military (yet) so this makes sense. Its just vertical integration, really.

I’m legit disgusted to be that country’s neighbour. Knowing there’s a writhing mass of MAGAts blanketing like 50% of the country while the other half just carries on as usual, watching it all go down and naively hoping they’ll somehow be spared.

There is no peaceful end to what’s happening.

Give them time and they’ll suck too. Nothing is safe from enshitification, as they’ve just shown us.