Then America truly would be great again.

“As the Cybertruck sleeps, it is blissfully unaware of the approaching storm. If the thunder doesn’t wake it soon enough, it may succumb to its greatest existential threat: wetness. In the bushes, a Patriot rattles a paint can.”

The US is so deeply in debt with China they’ll just seize all the assets. Free iPhones for everyone in China!

The original phrasing is worse because he’s saying “I know they’re going down, I know it sucks for poors, but I don’t give a shit. It’s literally a price I’m willing to have them pay on my behalf.”

God I hope you guys Mussolini that prick.

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More tariffs?

Half the country cheers

They won’t even be allowed to sell their poisoned crap here 👌

They could drop all tariffs tonight, but the inertia of new trade deals being made to circumvent the US is pretty strong. It will keep strengthening while the US rots on the vine because they’ve been geopolitically exiled for having revealed themselves to be governmentally retarded.

I don’t wanna look away from Cuba 😭

Was Fuentes’ income somehow negatively impacted by Trump’s shenanigans?

^ Am Canadian, but this is a chain of good people 🙏

Can you handle the winning?!

The brain drain’s already begun. The “soul drain” is probably (and should be) next. Staying is investing in the country. You will pay with your taxes and more and more freedoms in exchange for the chance to die working.

Naw, it’s an MMORPG.

But a few newly enriched white dudes so 👌

Soon it’ll just be bots banning bots.

The US could crack fusion and the world wouldn’t buy it from them at this point. They can ramp production, but everything they produce now is pretty must limited to domestic sales. If it does get exported, the world now has all kinds of reasons to negotiate the lowest fucking prices sustainable, if that.

Well this got me off the toilet.

They’re in for a lot of discomfort though. Like generations of it.

They couldn’t give me a Tesla.