Putin’s bitch trying to further destabilize the world for daddy.

Good god he is so freaking stupid I can’t even…

I’ll be honest; didn’t expect that from Alaska but then again they’re sorta up there on their own, doing whatever…

Good though. Good. Maybe when the West Coast secedes and founds its own (superior!) country, well let Alaska join us. Maybe.

Germany, no…

I’m in Oregon. Applying and being accepted to be Canadian will take a long time, my friend. You are welcome in Oregon in the meantime. We are a bastion at the moment but just like the rest of the decent states, we are going to have our rights eroded by the dick-tator and muskrat.

Now if only Canada would offer to take the PNW off the orange cancer’s hands. Pretend like your doing him a favor lol