So…is it just me or he’s doing this to lower a bunch of stock value, buy them really low, then cancel the tariff threats so the stocks go back up to their normal price?

Uh-huh…

Don’t give him any ideas!

With a Logitech keyboard controller??

Of course! It’s so obvious!

More like bye-bit, am I right??

Which paid streaming service ISN’T American-owned??

My friend recorded many concert bootlegs using MD.

I’ve actually stopped drinking water when I’m thirsty so I’m definitely doing my part to help AI. You guys should too!!

That’s exactly what a bot would say.

I’ve bought 2 Seagate drives and both have failed. Meanwhile, I still have my 2 15yo WD drives working.

I hope I didn’t just jinx myself. Lol

I thought Costco was a good employer?

Lol wtf

Have you seen society? There are literally billions of us!

Another angel up in heaven. 😭

Will there be an LA in 2026?!

Do you believe in karma?

Edit: LOL I meant to say “reincarnation” as a joke for the “once in a lifetime event” as in they’ve had several lifetimes already and they just don’t remember it happening.

It’s a once in a lifetime event, so… /s

I read his penis fell off too.

That’s going to be harder and harder to find.