Wow, even the NYT is reporting on it?

Also potential connection between tooth decay and Alzheimer’s

Is Microsoft even eligible? Wasn’t their anti-trust suit over IE basically about this same thing?

The soundtrack is absolute fire

Do you pay for it?

Strategic for pump and dumps, of course! That’s Musk’s area of expertise after all

I said something like “billionaires should remember that the alternative is guillotines”, just a bit of history, and an admin deleted my comment and gave me a warning.

Well damn. I ended my Prime subscription and have been using Target for my random shit needs. I certainly don’t want to go back to Walmart.

Nuh uh, headline. I bet the soundtrack wasn’t made in Blender

six

1.3 million units

Holy fucking shit people

Really it’s just a reminder of how ENORMOUS a billion dollars is

Was he a billionaire though? Like don’t get me wrong, fuck that guy, but I think he may have only been a multi-millionaire

Don’t we have real problems to solve? Why are Republicans always making up new shit?

He asks potential young victims if they want a “BABY RUTH!!”

Hard income caps? Not even tapering off?

Oh you made $75,001 last year? Fuck you, buy internal combustion

Is it though? I thought this was normally a late August or early September thing

The valuation of Dark MAGA soared right around the time that Musk spoke.

So that makes this the, what, fifth crypto pump-and-dump Elon has done? How has the SEC not bagged this guy yet?

For comparison, human brains only use 25W. We’re pretty damn good.

If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.