How can he be against the war? There is no war. Only special military operation, tavarish.

Trump famously likes to fuck his “friends’” wives and make them listen when he calls the wife and reveals it.

They’re smart enough to stay out of the spotlight and Elon isn’t.

Though Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, has a podcast. So perhaps not the best example.

Does banning media help bring back the hostages?

Sick of Russia holding the world hostage with their crusty nukes.

Because he was born rich and failed up his entire life?

That’s weird. I thought he was making government more efficient to save taxpayers’ money.

You mean the guy that thinks we live in a simulation and he’s the player and we are all NPCs is cheating to give himself an advantage? I’m shocked.

He’s good at building exploding rockets.

Best I can do is an inaccurate calculator.

What a punchable face.

An even dumber version of east German denouncements.

I know a 34-time felon who escaped justice.

Please respect the Sofa King.

I’m coining the “inverse Vance” right here, right now. You’re all witnesses.

Ease off, guy. She’s already doing everything she can for daddy Vladdy.

Fuck that.

What about competence?

Get rid of your silly protections and let Musky’s AI decide how much to pay you (if anything).

I’m not going to apologize for America but come on.