For those who are surprised at the hardness of toilet paper and or paper towels, find a bare aluminum object and rub toilet paper or paper towels on its surface. Really hard with a lot of pressure. It won’t take much for black swarf to become visible on the paper as a fine black powder of aluminum is ground off.

thank god

Slammed, you say?

We are definitely one U.S. tested missile, and not seven Chinese nationals in a trenchcoat.

Do they still sell irregular jelly bellies?

I liked gwent. Tried the app, didn’t understand wtf was happening, deleted it.

He should give it to Bernie

Ok so how to handle it then

😞

poop his pants

yer 👨‍🌾

I volunteer to chuck bibles at dummies’ heads from a cool helicopter

Well you see, the owners know you won’t die for them anymore, but now they’re able to take you out of the equation. Don’t even need poors to conquer the world. It’s really a great deal for them.