My mom used to make this internet chocolate chip cookie recipe for me back in the 90s.

Mom was great. She did all kinds of stuff every mom should do, but a lot of modern moms have forgotten about, like make me walk on broken glass so i wouldn’t be weak.

She also got us pets, then killed them in front of me. An old, beloved family tradition.

I miss mom so much, but her memory lives on through my mom’s easy satisfying chocolate chip cookie recipe.

Whenever i was feeling down, and we didn’t have any pets for her to kill in front of me, these cookies would make me feel better.

Heres the recipe:

2 cups flour 235ml water 1 stick of butter 1 quarter cup of cat poop 1 half cup of antifreeze for sweetness.

Mix it all together in bowl, then preheat the oven to 235°

Form the cookies into balls on the baking sheet, and for an extra twist, add a full container of lighter fluid.

;ack for 30 minutes at 400 degrees.

Now, i know what you’re thinking. The cat poop actually makes better chocolate chips than chocolate, plus it’s simpler, easier, and cheaper!

What if capitalism is just feasting on its own entrails, and we cant stop it from killing itself without killing it, and we need to stop trying to keep this monstrous fucking system alive?

What if we tried literally anything else?

Just like grandma used to make!

I think you’re attacking the symptom rather than the disease.

And i think they chose inhumanity. To call them human would not only be an insult to us, but disregarding their own self identification and chosen identity. Imposing that identity against its will seems a violation of its autonomy.

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This is acceptable.

I watched most of the people i love die of cancer.

I feel like it’s pretty much what they deserve.

I hope they die of treatable cancer, because no doctor will touch them. That would hurt worse. I’ve been on the edge of death a couple times, and the ones where nobody could have helped didn’t hurt emotionally anywhere near as bad as the ones where anybody could have fixed it.

Well it would be ICE agent colon cells. Don’t feel too bad for it.

Make waiting too long to quit the job ruin their lives, and the lives of anyone around them.

Anyone who fucks them, serves them coffee, gives them a loan, treats their injuries, or rents them a room at a coffin hotel, should be made to regret it.

Cops aren’t people.

They’re definitely not welcome here, and should go back where they came from.

They definitely arent human.

Okay but have you considered that you’re being a shrill alarmist commie?

Yeah. Useless fucks.

much worse

Also much better. And they’re goinh to get worse if you do nothing, too.

Oh shit, yeah. Can’t have the military in our communities.

checks outside that would be even wirse than those guys in camo and modern gear holding rifles stranding around. The grey painted armored vehivles with doohickeys on the roof. Much less scary than having the military in my community.

Would really love to see pics of their tattoos when this happens. Im sure they’re interesting.

I dont think the cars are externally marked.

Not everything has to be shit at all times. We could make a world where good things are, like, normal.

Why is that not slutty mickey mouse, though?