Spin is bullshit’s little brother. It’s mostly the truth, but viewed from an angle that favors a specific point.

“Bullshit” still works wonders.

Same, very surprised by Bill Burr and that it wasn’t a bit for him to tell the Saudis some hard truths either.

Instead, he gives us a weak-ass “they are the same as us” response because they have the same crappy fast-food…

They won’t get bailouts. It’s all part of the Project 2025 plan to bankrupt small farmers so agricorps can buy it all on the cheap.

These poor idiots voted for their own demise. But “trans scary!”.

Well, they voted for this guy, so yeah.

Ebooks are awesome.

This picture disappearing from Twitter/X in 3, [MBS calling Musk], 2…

Good thing he’s Twitter’s second largest investor, so he can wave away this a well. Less messy than having to trick a reporter to go to his embassy and having him chopped up to bits to shut him up from Twitter.

The millions in bribe, erh I mean in a weak ass settlement, weren’t enough?

Got to kiss the ring, pay the king and shoot the jester too?

I can’t wait for the Lèse-Majestée laws to come next. /s

First Larry David, now Trump!

Right-wing 101: “we need to destroy social safety net X because the immigrants/criminals/lazy/fraudsters are smooching it from hard-working, honest citizens!”

Translation: we need to take services away from the working class so gazillionaires can have an extra tax break and buy a bigger yacht to put their current yacht on.

Ah, but that’s why US Big Tech is splooshing cash all over President Felon and hoping he saves them from evil communist European consumer protections.